i dated a woman

or at least, a woman disguised as a linebacker. he broke up with me today. i'd sent him an email last night that basically aired out my issue with him in a roundabout way. i told him how i didn't appreciate how he flaked out on plans with me because, basically, he'd find something else to do or when he was with me, how it felt like he'd rather be somewhere else. he phoned me at work this morning and demanded i elaborate "what he did wrong now". i told him we would talk about it later and he repeated that he wanted to know. so i gave him a very short version and then he said, "ok, we'll talk about this later" and hung up. about an hour later, i checked my home e-mail and he had sent me a message with the subject line "i'm sorry". i read the first line and it said, "i'm sorry to do this in an email..." and i thought, "what a pussy. at least i was going to do it in person."

i spent the rest of the day laughing internally (both out of disgust and out of the sheer ridiculousness of the whole situation) and externally, actually, whenever i thought about it.

while i don't plan on even returning the e-mail, it does bother me because he accused me of being insensitive (!?!) for "blaming" him for the situation we were in.

the man is a bit delusional. and the BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN i've ever met. he said that relationships shouldn't be this hard at the beginning. i'm thinking that if he didn't jump to conclusions and make everything a huge production, it probably wouldn't be hard. it would probably be quite simple, actually.

how much do you want to be that he's going to get back with the ex? i think his over-reaction to this last "issue" was just a ruse. and i bet you that phone call had a little somethin' somethin' to do with it.

ok. i'm done. :)